Dear God,
Hi. I think my boobs got lost in the mail. Did you get mailers insurance on those because they still haven't arrived. I think i have been quite patient over the last few years but i kinda really need them now...you know...for that whole sex thing. I mean i'm not planning on doing anthing stupid but i am 20 with the body of a pre-pubescent 13 year old boy. It's kinda embarrassing. Anyway i just wondered if you had a spare pair up there for me? I would really appreciate it. Ill be waiting on those. Thanks. Oh yeah...Amen.
