Just read a really funny blog post on cheesy, horrible pick up lines. I find pick up lines hilarious. I heard a really bad, really old one during my speed dating experience. It was "Did it hurt? (Answer: what? When you fell from heaven." Ugh. Honestly.
But it set me thinking about some of the strangest attempts to pick me up so far. I have compiled a list that is a combo of things I have been accosted with and things I have just randomly heard. Funny as anything really.
1. Does your dad work for Nissan? Because you have a Hardbody. Ugh.
2. Are you lost? Because you are a long way from heaven. You're not getting in anyone's knickers with that.
3. Are you good in bed? Because I bang like a door in a hurricane. LMAO!
4. Your hair colour would match my pillow colour perfectly. Sad.
5. Do you have a license? Because you're driving me crazy.
6. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Um ew.
7. Well here I am. What are your other two wishes? Loser.
8. You must be tired. Cuz you've been running through my mind all day.
9. Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
10. Are you religious? Cuz you are the answers to all my prayers.
Honestly guys.
I cracked up when I heard the "bang like a door in a hurricane" one. I have to admit, that would make me laugh out loud if a guy tried that one.
2 comments:
OMG! They are SO funny. A little cheesy, but funny :-)
I know, I'm still cracking up! Lol.
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