Still simmering a bit. Oh dear.

Definitions:

Player:

A male who is skilled at manipulating ("playing") others, and especially at seducing women by pretending to care about them, when in reality they are only interested in sex. Possibly derived from the phrases "play him for a fool", or "play him like a violin".

Open relationship:

a). a facebook setting that allows you to give in to your sluttastic urges while keeping a "safety net" around in the event that you're unable to hook up with anything hotter.

b). a great way to set yourself up for some hellish drama, instead of being honest with your significant other.

This vocab lesson is thanks to urban dictionary.

Lol. I am not going forward by still being mad am I? I want to be indifferent about this already but I fear I might have gone a bit bananas. I want to be normal again dammit. It's been a week.

Yes, I heard myself too. I'm silly. I know this.

But the open relationship one cracks me up every time. Sluttastic. Hahaha!

OOh, here's one for me though...

Naive:

A person who despite overwhelming blatant evidence is oblivious to whats going on in his/ her surroundings.