Home Stretch

Always the hard one ey?

I am dog tired. Like, I want to lay on the ground with my tongue hanging out my mouth and pant, thats how tired I am. I have been up and down all day and I am tired yo.

Lol.

So I have a gazillion things to do in these last couple of weeks before I am thrust into the unknown.

Bugger.

I know this is supposed to be an exciting time for me but bollucks, I'm a bit worried is all.

Oh, steady on! I'll be fine. I will be fine. I'll be....fine. Oh bother.

Suck it up. Snap out of it.

Right. So here's the plan:

1. Get a job.

2. Get a fab (well, depending on my budget) new pad.

3. Get lovely friends who love me and hang out with me all the time. And who are single and struggling like me. I just might stab a coupled friend right now, lol.

4. Do well at job. Hmmn.

5.Get dosh and be able to have disposable income. Ha! Sorry, ahem.

6. Buy lovely big-girl clothes.

7.Find a sexy bloke to date and be mad for.

Scratch that.

7. Find a bloke to care for me.

Hmmn. That sounds rather desperate, scratch that again.

7. Find a hobby.

Ah.

The pressure is getting to me, I'm going rather bonkers.