OK. Lol. I am not really that happy and goofy to be singing the Happy Days theme song, but I want these to be happy days.
I was just talking to Clark on Instant Messenger and realized how twisted and ridiculous this whole thing with FB has been. I really want to laugh out loud about it. It would make a fab book i think.
I can just see myself explaining the lot to my mum....
"Yeah mum I have been shagging this bloke.....
did I mention he's 31.....
....and in an "open relationship"....
...and he's Indian and Hindu to boot....
...Oooh, and we work together....
...as in he's my boss sort of....
...and his girlfriend is saving herself for marriage....
...and takes him to church....
...and there is a slight chance they might still live together though he denies it...
...and he doesn't give a rip about me...
...can I bring him round for tea sometime?"
Brilliant.
My mother would stab me in the heart.
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