I have always thought this was a ridiculous thing to do. I mean, you see it all the time in movies and on TV and all but I never thought I would try it.
Well....
I'm all about new experiences these days. Anything to get my mind off FB and the like.
So my friend M and I were studying and doing our Spanish homework today and she mentioned that she saw a poster advertising a speed dating thing held by one of the Hispanic fraternities on campus. I figured, it is on campus and can't really be serious and since she wanted me to go with, I obliged.
It was fun. I liked the fact that I wasn't moping in my apartment being all sad. The guys were....interesting to say the least.
So the only two black guys there were goofy as anything. One had an ass for Africa! He had more junk in his trunk than any black chick I have ever seen. More than me!! Lol. And the other seemed young.
So it was supposed to start at 7:30. Yeah didn't start till 8:40. Minorities why? Why must we do this over and over again? I should have known, lol. I had to be at work at 9 so I didn't think I would be doing a lot of "dating."
So the thing finally starts and initially the guys are meant to pick a chick and sit at her table and then move every three minutes. We all had sheets with numbers and we were all assigned numbers so that every "date" we had, we could put yes or no so that if we both wanted to see each other again, we would get each others''email. It was a trip.
I was game though and so I obliged. I sat next to M and the games began.
....Yeah so at first I was sitting on my Ace looking kinda pathetic. Then this guy came to sit at my table and chat because his girlfriend felt sorry for me or something. Tragic. What is wrong with me honestly? Lol.
But after that it was funny. The first three guys were a trip. One called himself Big Daddy. That fool was crazy. Told a lot of inappropriate jokes and was only 17. I think that might have been slightly illegal,Lol. Kidding. The next was such a dweeb, I felt for him really. Then there was this guy with a grey front tooth. The entire time I was terrified that he was aware that I was talking to his grey tooth the whole time. I just couldn't look away. It was grey!
The next bloke was an alumnus who worked for a bank and hated his job apparently. He asked questions like "Are you married?" and "Do you have kids?" I was a bit worried I might have had to run out the door any moment when he pulled out the prenup. Lol.
Then finally number 54 shows up and he was a cutie. A Mexican bloke with a cute smile. I don't think he was into me but that doesn't matter. I was not intending on seriously looking for someone, I just wanted to have some fun.
It was tragic cuz when he left and the next guy came along (one of the brothaz) it was time for me to get to work and I had to leave him there. I felt bad. Poor thing. Lol. It was fun though.
Next week me and M are going ballroom dancing. Well, the lessons on campus anyway. Should be fun. I am so going to get through this. I think. I dunno. I'm kinda worried about what will happen in three weeks when he returns. Oh dear. Happy thoughts, happy thoughts!
Number 54 was really cute though. Woo!
Well....
I'm all about new experiences these days. Anything to get my mind off FB and the like.
So my friend M and I were studying and doing our Spanish homework today and she mentioned that she saw a poster advertising a speed dating thing held by one of the Hispanic fraternities on campus. I figured, it is on campus and can't really be serious and since she wanted me to go with, I obliged.
It was fun. I liked the fact that I wasn't moping in my apartment being all sad. The guys were....interesting to say the least.
So the only two black guys there were goofy as anything. One had an ass for Africa! He had more junk in his trunk than any black chick I have ever seen. More than me!! Lol. And the other seemed young.
So it was supposed to start at 7:30. Yeah didn't start till 8:40. Minorities why? Why must we do this over and over again? I should have known, lol. I had to be at work at 9 so I didn't think I would be doing a lot of "dating."
So the thing finally starts and initially the guys are meant to pick a chick and sit at her table and then move every three minutes. We all had sheets with numbers and we were all assigned numbers so that every "date" we had, we could put yes or no so that if we both wanted to see each other again, we would get each others''email. It was a trip.
I was game though and so I obliged. I sat next to M and the games began.
....Yeah so at first I was sitting on my Ace looking kinda pathetic. Then this guy came to sit at my table and chat because his girlfriend felt sorry for me or something. Tragic. What is wrong with me honestly? Lol.
But after that it was funny. The first three guys were a trip. One called himself Big Daddy. That fool was crazy. Told a lot of inappropriate jokes and was only 17. I think that might have been slightly illegal,Lol. Kidding. The next was such a dweeb, I felt for him really. Then there was this guy with a grey front tooth. The entire time I was terrified that he was aware that I was talking to his grey tooth the whole time. I just couldn't look away. It was grey!
The next bloke was an alumnus who worked for a bank and hated his job apparently. He asked questions like "Are you married?" and "Do you have kids?" I was a bit worried I might have had to run out the door any moment when he pulled out the prenup. Lol.
Then finally number 54 shows up and he was a cutie. A Mexican bloke with a cute smile. I don't think he was into me but that doesn't matter. I was not intending on seriously looking for someone, I just wanted to have some fun.
It was tragic cuz when he left and the next guy came along (one of the brothaz) it was time for me to get to work and I had to leave him there. I felt bad. Poor thing. Lol. It was fun though.
Next week me and M are going ballroom dancing. Well, the lessons on campus anyway. Should be fun. I am so going to get through this. I think. I dunno. I'm kinda worried about what will happen in three weeks when he returns. Oh dear. Happy thoughts, happy thoughts!
Number 54 was really cute though. Woo!
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