Men Fail

Apparently 'tis' the season to be a douche bag if you're a man.

One of my co-workers gave me the title to today's post. We were not having a male-bashing session as you would expect. That is just bitter and ignorant I think. I don't subscribe to sitting around talking about everything that is wrong with the male species. I mean come on, no one has that kind of time. Lol, don't get knicker in a twist guys, kidding! But guys, you are not helping your cause here at all.

I am not saying ALL guys are bad but lately all the women I know who are in relationships are having issues with these guys who are acting like complete assclowns. Yeah I said it assclowns. So we were discussing just what a crap week a few of the girls we know have had with their blokes and my co worker in exasperation just exclaimed "You know, men fail." Lol.

I just thought it was the funniest thing ever.

Not all guys suck and not all girls rock. I'm adult enough to realize this. But this one is for the douche bags out there. You know who you are. If you feel those defensive emotions rising up in your chest and you want to cut off my arms and beat me with them, then this one's for you kiddo.

Stop being a prat to your girlfriend. just knock it off already it's not cute and makes you look like a jerk. I'm just letting you know to help you out. Honest.

If your girl is not a douchette, then stop treatin her like all the things she does for you are expected. I understand it is almost summer time and the 'other prospects' are looking better and better to you but honestly look at yourself and be honest with yourself. Are you really that fantastic that you can get whatever you want whenever you want it? Nope. You are probably out of your league already.

So. Moral of this story? Stop being a douche. It sucks and hrts and once you realize that girl was the most amazing thing you ever had, it'll be too late.