Funny Story...

Ok.

So on my way into work this morning (working at Starbucks for a couple of days cuz they were short) I said a little prayer.

"Dear God,

I have nothing at all against (insert new-girl's name here) and I pray that you bless her (please make this request genuine, you know my heart). But I pray that I do not see her today. I know that may be wrong but I honestly do not want to be sad or upset anymore so if you wouldn't mind please don't let me see her or him with her and them together. Please let me get through the day and have a blessed day so I might be a blessing to others. I am sorry for my selfishness, please forgive me, but please Lord. Please.

Amen."

So I'm at work yeah?

So he comes in (FB) and is looking all disheveled, shirt un-tucked and very casually dressed. I mean this is nine thirty in the morning when he is meant to come in and usually he is impeccably put together but he looked as if he had just rolled out of bed.

Hmmn.

I won't lie, I wondered whose bed when I saw him but had to force myself to let it go.

He only popped in for a bit. I mentioned his appearance and he seemed a bit surprised, perhaps that he hadn't bothered to fix himself up.

Hmmn.

So he dashes off to fix himself up and I don't see him for ages.

Here's the really side-splitting part.

A bit later guess who strolls in?

No, not FB. But New-Girl. I have to think up a more creative name but that is it for now.

Hmmn.

New-Girl looks....like herself I suppose. And I am cashiering of course. Of course, it would be too easy if I wasn't.

So I have to talk with her, take her drink order and and all that. I looked at her smiled, asked her name (for the cup, even though I know very well what her name is) and then laugh and joke with Little Boss (who I am working with this week) to stop myself from shaking so much.

I was shaking. Why you ask? I have no blooming idea. I don't know why my heart was beating a tad faster or why I was slightly shaking as I marked the cup and took her money. I have served her before but this was somehow different.

And.....AFTER I had specifically prayed on my way to work NOT to see her.

Hmmn. Funny stuff.

Ok, so sarcasm is not my best quality. Forgive me. I have nothing against the girl, thats what really sucks. I can see her being a nice person and all that but I am very sad when I see her because she replaced me in a way and I don't know how I feel about that exactly. This blows. And the fact that he shows up a little late looking like he used to look when he had spent a night at my place.

I think too much. I wish my brain was a person so I could choke it sometimes. Lol. I do though.

And even funnier? Even if she didn't exist, I would be in the same predicament. Because she is not the problem. I am. But enough about that lot, I don't need to go down THAT road again. Lol. I just thought it was funny.

Upon further investigation, I WAS praying aloud as I walked (I must have looked a right nutter to the people in the cars watching me cross the street). So I believe the devil was eavesdropping on my convo with God and decided to be....well....devilish. Lol. Bastard.

In any event, it's not the end of the world. Life goes on and such. I just thought you might want to have a laugh.

Har har.