What. The. Fridge.

From a Story by the New York Times:

by Mark Mazzetti

WASHINGTON, Dec. 3 — A new assessment by American intelligence agencies released Monday concludes that Iran halted its nuclear weapons program in 2003 and that the program remains frozen, contradicting a judgment two years ago that Tehran was working relentlessly toward building a nuclear bomb.

The conclusions of the new assessment are likely to reshape the final year of the Bush administration, which has made halting Iran’s nuclear program a cornerstone of its foreign policy.

The assessment, a National Intelligence Estimate that represents the consensus view of all 16 American spy agencies, states that Tehran is likely to keep its options open with respect to building a weapon, but that intelligence agencies “do not know whether it currently intends to develop nuclear weapons.”

Gee, where have we heard this one before? I am sitting here constantly worried that the U.S. is going to start bombing Iran and more importantly my family and all the while they are talking out of their bloody bums.

Bloody tossers.


Honestly.