flame

That's right boys and girls, i have a new flame. no not really but i have a guy......kinda sorta. I went back to Statesboro (i can never spell that right) this weekend and i spent it with B, essentially. I stayed at Pippa's....in theory but i spent most of my time with B. I was a little apprehensive because i am a telephone girlfriend. i mean i am cool over the phone but when it comes to real life, face to face situations, they tend to lose interest.....example: Bigg.

Anyway, anyway i digress. So i went to his game Saturday after spending most of the day at the open house at the university with P and L. It was bloody windy out there and i was convulsing so badly i looked epileptic. I'm sure those around me thought i was having some sort of seizure. It was a bloody long game. They won, but damn. So he came to me after the game and took me to dinner....we skipped the whole meet the dad thing....thank goodness. I think i would have been fne, but i did enjoy having him to myself for a while. So after dinner we rented THE VILLAGE (hmmmn...) and watched it in his apartment....in his room......on his bed. Ya.

I had my first real kiss....you know...the one that counts? It was absolutley delish. We made out. I mean hot and heavy. Ok, who the hell says that? Anyway, (she rolls her eyes) it was steamy and it got steamier and then it got really really hot. I mean he became the first person since my mother....who used to bathe me as a child..... to see me topless. Ya. Me. Topless. I know!!!!! We.....well in any event i had a very coming-of-age sort of night. No sex. But a lot went down. Not even oral sex cuz that's just gross (ya, so apparently i'm still like five years old).

Sunday he picked me up after his game and we hung out at his place and watched baseball (i dunno, don't ask me). We made out on his couch and then went to his room and made out some more. Then one thing led to another and.....kissing. Groping. Lotion. Hands. Naked man. Topless girl. Fun times. No sex again. Of course not, pah. I don't do the do. Not out of wedlock dahlings. But i didn't think i would do all that i did do. Even though we didn't do the do we did a lot to do with the do and it was dangerously close to doing the do but no one did anything or anyone.

Now we are cool and comfortable but the cynic in me is waiting to see what transpires and whether or not i should brace myself for another disappointment. Let's don't do this to ourselves. Oh but we must. Pah. Ok i am not feeling blogging tonight. I am detailess and it is late and my eyes are already closed. Goodnight my non-existent reader. Goodnight.